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Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: Sydney, Australia
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things seem to becoming a bit better around here
I have gotten older, I am now 17 for a week now (oh I am feeling so old and rickity :P)
I went iceskating the other day and before the public skating session there was a hockey school thing, where they do a like a minigame of ice hockey and stuff
i found out you don't need to be in as team your own gear
all you need to do is rock up there with your skates and they will give you a helmet and stick then you can stay for the public skating if you like, it is about $15 for the session
so 2 hour then the public skating another 2 hours with a grand total of 4 hours
my brother has gone to canada but it is not good that he out of this place but while he is over there he can get me some stuff from there
I am hoping to get a hockey stick and an old style goalies mask and my other brother (older than me younger than my bro that went to canada, big, strong bloke probably be able to throw someone through a window) wants a live grizzly bear
my bro that is canada is a bit worried because there are bears in canada (there are no bears here in Australia :D) and the bears are living quite close to where he is in Prince George
he accidentally went over the border to America
he told me that they wouldn't allow him and his canadaian friend to do a u turn back over the border line
they pulled them over and as my bro didn't have his passport at the time interrogated him, took his I.D, fingerprinted him, the lot
after a while the of border patrol officer pulled out their gun and placed it away in some box, he says they mustn't have thought he was dangerous
then they let him go back over then the candaian border patrol officers stopped them and questions too, but it didn't take as long as as with the americans
Drink Brawndo
also
who would have thought people would need one of these intructions!

well...
I didn't need to reset my pc afterall
so all that backing up files and stuff was completely useless
I have installed Battlefield Vietnam Redux (full game with extras[I only wanted the extras because i have the game already])
the thing is you cannot the so called bonus maps, vehicles and guns can only be played on multiplayer
and i have no one to play it with
so buying it was useless to me (though it came with an extra mod that is ok but it get boring real quickly)
in one of the section they have changed one of the best weaponary kits! it was originally a handgun (something like a six shooter or a glock), M60 (machine gun) and a L.A.W. (rocket launcher) it has changed the M60 to a M14 (a semi automatic rifle) so that pisses me off
Sure I can play it on internet or LAN but the thing is it is an old game and there is new ones already like battlefield 2 and battlefield 2142 (shutup I know those are better but i have my reasons)
and no one in the area plays the game or would WANT to play so LAN is out of the question
so yeah $20 out of cash for something else I could've used and I have bought instead of a game that i already have (the first one I was given for free, wasn't even pirate but the booklet was missing)
worried over crap all
so I still want to know any other good games for pc
know any?
I shall refresh your memory on the specs
I am currently running intel core 2duo CPU E6750 at 2.66GHz 2 GB RAM and a NVIDIA GeForce 8500 GT on windows vista ultimate
I am into games such as first person shooter, stratergy (like the Age of Empire series, battle for middle earth II or worms 2), racing, and fighter games (like virtua fighter)
here is The Mr T poem
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I predict PAIN
and I pity the fool!
thank you for listening to my bitching
have a nice day

ok as my last post did not get me anywhere (though it worked massively better than the BBS) I decided a new post
on monday I'll go reset my computer so I can get battlefield vietnam to work on my computer again (I know it is an old game but hey, I like it)
what games do you think are good for pc?
I am currently running intel core 2duo CPU E6750 at 2.66GHz 2 GB RAM and a NVIDIA GeForce 8500 GT on windows vista ultimate
if you can tell me any games that will work on this system that are really good on pc, tell me
I am into games such as first person shooter, stratergy (like the Age of Empire series, battle for middle earth II or worms 2), racing, and fighter games (like virtua fighter)
here is The Mr T poem
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I predict PAIN
and I pity the fool!
what else....?
um....
here is a way to annoy your boss when at a worksite

I have Rainbow six vegas
I want to get a trainer because i suck at the game...
but first i need an updated patch
so i am downloading an updated patch but i don't know where to place the patch though
so what do i do?
I'll ask the members of NG!
so anyone on NG play rainbow six Vegas on PC?
what else here is a pic that remind me of the days when we had to make programs in IST
I hated it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nRNYG_
xM2U
NOTE: I am still reading previous post so still post in the old ones

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races.
However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won.
The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race.
The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey.
The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.
The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go.
Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.
remember elmo is emo with a "l"

what has happened so far
I have been placed into one of the NG staff's post (Liljim, one victory, more victories to come)
rain
rain
and more rain
it has been flooding in some areas (especially in Queensland, Rockhampton is flooded! XD)
my six day weekend is over for the time being
can't go mountain biking as the track doesn't have good drainage (raining)
the old Blue Gum Farm Zoo is going to be turned into a paintball area (rumours are no more! WOO!)
most (or all) people would know Mindchamber is in gaol/jail
since things are not going smoothly with my masterplan *MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!* I decided to do a riddle
figured it out if you can
One to two - five seconds go by
One to two - five minutes go by
One to two - one hour goes by
um.... that is all that i can think of at the moment
here is something to teach you how to become the ultimate ninja kick arse like chuck norris

the other day, I was thinking to myself
What would be the best way to annoy the NG crew and get a response from them without getting my user deleted?
the answer was simple
Ask the users of NG!
so what do you think?
Please note: porn is not allowed for a suggestion
One more thing: I am still reading replies from my last post so keep replying to the old on aswell
in the mean time
keep commenting and i will make fun of them - I mean reply to them *cough* *cough*
*eyes darts around suspiciously*

First of all
as this is my First post
I would like to say....HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!
And also, anyone that knows there way around VAC (Voice Acting Club) can you please give me some pointers on how to use it?
As I have little understanding on how to use VAC
here is the link
Voice Acting Club
Also has anyone seen my drink anywhere?
one more thing, how the hell do i set up a personal icon!?
this is just a reminder
MindChamber gaol time