okI thought I should update this stuff
for the people of dear NG
first off
went for a ride the other day after it had rained, I was riding on wet paved surface and I turned the corner I then landed on my side and slid into a light pole and my bike went nearly went into oncoming traffic luckily there was a red light and the cars were slowing down, two blokes came out of a store and asked if I was ok, helped me up and picked up my bike, in response I said "yeah....well that was fun!"
my chain was stuff and my elbow was cut
so I rode down to the chemist, I know of a person that works there and asked if they could spare a bandaid
this was good practice for them they say, they were out of band aids haha
so I got patched up and continued on my ride
this is not the first time in riding and crashing my bike
I was going around this parked vehicle on the side of the road, my front wheel hit part of the gutter and I fell infront of a moving vehicle, they had to swerve around me
another time I was riding on this dirt track not far from my place that I usually ride, went down this hill my front wheel hit some sand landed my side into gravel surface after that I had injured my back and my face and heaps of dirt in my hair and stuff
another time I was riding on a sandy area of the track and lost grip and did my arm I stuffed one of my gear changers and my arm below my elbow, it was pretty deep
my was a nurse she said if it was any deeper I would have needed a skin graft
I was going over jumps on the track by myself and I hit my head on the handlebars and I knocked myself unconsicious for about ten minutes, (not completely sure) luckily I was wearing my helmet
I learnt that I shouldn't be going over jumps unless I am with a friend or group
that is enough about the biking, on with the reccomendations

first of the list The Coral, they are a band from Britain, they got a good sound
most notable songs are "jaqueline," "skeleton key,' "pass it on," "goodbye," "in the rain" and "don't think you're the first"
this is their song "Dreaming of you"

Bomfunk MC's are an awesome band from finland probably most famous for "Freestyler" as they seemed futuristic at the time and prduct placements of sony products, they also had "B boys, Fly girls"
they have become quiet as of recent and it is unkown if they have disbanded or not
here is one of their songs "super electric"

here is also "Freestyler"

LEN were a siblings group from Canada during the late 90's and are most notable for there one hit wonder "steal my sunshine", they still making music
I like their music clip as how you can have a fun time without being a try hard and no swearing either which is a rarity....good days of the 90's
unfortunately I can't seem to embed this one as most of the music clips diasbled it
so here is the link

next up is the Eels
now this bunch is interesting
the leads vocals father was a physicist and the "originator of the many-worlds theory of quantum physics" his father had died and was cremated his father said if he were to die he wanted to be thrown out with the trash, what a way to go.
anyway with the band, most of their songs are written by the lead singer, I guess it was his way of dealing with the hard times that he had
thye have made some awesome songs such as "sound of fear," "beautiful freak," "flyswatter," "beatiful day," "flower in a hailstrom" and "need some sleep"
I couldn't find a music clip for sound of fear so this one will have to do
this their song "Saturday morning"

now we have the Red Hot Chilli Peppers
these are the only longest lasting bands that I know of
they span from the 1980's to now and still going strong
my first real album I ever had was "by the way"
the most notable from that album is "can't stop," "zephyr song," "cabron," "lemon trees on mecury" and "minor thing"
this is their song "Scar Tissue"

here is Crazy Town
this is a short lived band from my viewpoint
one of them was in rehab with drugs or something and other died from a heart attack
but they have reunited as of recent
this mob is quite a crazy arse band from my viewpoint this would be least chosen people as being a good band to suitable for most, they are quite rough nuts
the only two good songs I know of from crazy town are "Butterfly" and "Black cloud"
this their song "butterfly"

Oasis
the mob is from the land of the Poms aswell (I hope liljim isn't reading this)
now this band has been going good, but it then hit a slump and slowly regaining it territory again
they have made some awesome songs, "whatever," "champagne supernova," "don't look back in anger," "stop crying your heart out" and "how does it feel"
here is their song "wonderwall"

(I gotta get me a set of those sunnies!)

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now this band is from a country next to alaska, I have forgotten what it is called though, Canada I think :P
some quite notable songs from them are "throw it all away," "taking my life away," "count on me" and "wasting my time"
this is there song "Deny"

up next we have rage against the machine
now this band is pretty awesome, have more of a political view on things one of there great is "Guerilla Radio." Some others are "fuck the police," "sleep now in the fire" "bulls on parade," "know your enemy" and "killing in the name."
this is their song "testify"

next up we have the cartoon band called Gorillaz
now this is an interesting one in a way in the cartoon they are a band of four hwile in real life there is only two main people, there is about 40+ people that help make the music but there is mostly just the two
some of there songs include "5/4," "Rehash," "Rock the house," "Feel Good Inc," "dirty Harry," "all alone" and "kids with guns"
this is their song "19/2000"

here is also "dirty harry"

here is A-ha
they are a norweigein band most popular in the 80's they are still going stong
thsi is there song "take on me"

Iron Maiden
this is heavy metal that made their debut in the mid 70's
there notable songs are "Running Free", "Transylvania", "Phantom of the Opera" and "Sanctuary"

here is their song "the trooper"

lastly Daft Punk
this group of frenchies are the home of house music pretty much
they have some awesome songs, most of them are just beat with no lyrics
but when they do sing it is awesome and not mean when they are repeating the same thing over and over or just talking
it took them awhile to find a name for themselves they tried heaps of name but none of them seem right until one time a critic reviewed them saying they were "a bunch of daft punks" and that is how they got their name
it is rare to find a picture of the two together without there masks or something covering their faces
one of their better albums would be "discovery"
most notable from that album "something about us,"crescendolls," verdis quo" and "short circuit"
this is their song "Digital Love"

but then again maybe the reason that album is so popular was because it was then turned into a Japanese movie callled "Interstella5555: 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem"
ok lets talk about the other two albums then
their first album "homework"
"around the world" is one of their most notable song from that album
that is a good song, has great beats
but I like this one in particular, it is called "Fresh"

(on the album there is no speach in this song, just the music clip does)
then they had another (and most recent) album "human after all"
there was alot of different thoughts on this album in particular
but like most music and art, you be the judge
this is their song "robot rock"

here is some more music from britain
called Mika
quite good music
this is there called lollipop

I shall update it this more later on
man this is the last time that WritersBlock suggests to me to have a go at this thing

lastly if you are to have a war do it this way

so I shall leave you with this

ok first off
I got some camo face paint, WOO! (now I can hide in forest areas and scare people :D)

I have gone to hockey school four time so far, they have suggested to me that I get some gear to protect myself, I am yet to get injured there so I don't know why I should but they have twisted my arm enough
so I got myself some gear from seven hills.
man that took the nearly the whole day
I left my place at 11:00am or somewhere near that time then caught a bus to bankstown, caught a train from bankstown to lidcombe, swap a train at lidcombe to another one that gets me to seven hills, then it was a 2km walk from the station to the shop called "Hockey Heaven".
it wasn't a big store but the size of an electronic store (you know the ones that sells LED lights and and other little bits and pieces, like Jayco electronic store or something)
the workers there was good and what was great about it was they knew what they were talking about and not trying to rip you off
I got a hockey stick, helmet, shin guards, shoulder pads, elbow pads, plain black jersey, gloves and socks (these are the one you place on your feet, they go over your shinguards). they threw in the socks and a roll of tape for free
so I bought all the protective gear i need except for pants, I am going to get them later.
Tell you what thought tis stuff is bulky but light.
then when I walked to macca's (Mcdonalds) not that far from the shop, sat there and ate some food the check the time it was 3:00pm
then I found out there was a bus that goes to and from the station so that was lucky as I had bunch of stuff
went to the station caught nthe train back then a bus home by that time it was about 5:00-6:00pm and pitch black
I have used the stuff in hockey recently
it is not as warm as what I would usually wear to skating, I guess I'll get use to it
EDIT: I just got my Ice hockey pants today! yay go me! *does happy dance*
here is some reasons why I enjoy ice hockey

that is all for today, have a nice night/morning/afternoon, whatever the time is over where you are
thank goodness for the millitary defence and their advanced technology!

things seem to becoming a bit better around here
I have gotten older, I am now 17 for a week now (oh I am feeling so old and rickity :P)
I went iceskating the other day and before the public skating session there was a hockey school thing, where they do a like a minigame of ice hockey and stuff
i found out you don't need to be in as team your own gear
all you need to do is rock up there with your skates and they will give you a helmet and stick then you can stay for the public skating if you like, it is about $15 for the session
so 2 hour then the public skating another 2 hours with a grand total of 4 hours
my brother has gone to canada but it is not good that he out of this place but while he is over there he can get me some stuff from there
I am hoping to get a hockey stick and an old style goalies mask and my other brother (older than me younger than my bro that went to canada, big, strong bloke probably be able to throw someone through a window) wants a live grizzly bear
my bro that is canada is a bit worried because there are bears in canada (there are no bears here in Australia :D) and the bears are living quite close to where he is in Prince George
he accidentally went over the border to America
he told me that they wouldn't allow him and his canadaian friend to do a u turn back over the border line
they pulled them over and as my bro didn't have his passport at the time interrogated him, took his I.D, fingerprinted him, the lot
after a while the of border patrol officer pulled out their gun and placed it away in some box, he says they mustn't have thought he was dangerous
then they let him go back over then the candaian border patrol officers stopped them and questions too, but it didn't take as long as as with the americans

Drink Brawndo

also
who would have thought people would need one of these intructions!

well...
I didn't need to reset my pc afterall
so all that backing up files and stuff was completely useless
I have installed Battlefield Vietnam Redux (full game with extras[I only wanted the extras because i have the game already])
the thing is you cannot the so called bonus maps, vehicles and guns can only be played on multiplayer
and i have no one to play it with
so buying it was useless to me (though it came with an extra mod that is ok but it get boring real quickly)
in one of the section they have changed one of the best weaponary kits! it was originally a handgun (something like a six shooter or a glock), M60 (machine gun) and a L.A.W. (rocket launcher) it has changed the M60 to a M14 (a semi automatic rifle) so that pisses me off
Sure I can play it on internet or LAN but the thing is it is an old game and there is new ones already like battlefield 2 and battlefield 2142 (shutup I know those are better but i have my reasons)
and no one in the area plays the game or would WANT to play so LAN is out of the question
so yeah $20 out of cash for something else I could've used and I have bought instead of a game that i already have (the first one I was given for free, wasn't even pirate but the booklet was missing)
worried over crap all
so I still want to know any other good games for pc
know any?
I shall refresh your memory on the specs
I am currently running intel core 2duo CPU E6750 at 2.66GHz 2 GB RAM and a NVIDIA GeForce 8500 GT on windows vista ultimate
I am into games such as first person shooter, stratergy (like the Age of Empire series, battle for middle earth II or worms 2), racing, and fighter games (like virtua fighter)

here is The Mr T poem
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I predict PAIN
and I pity the fool!

thank you for listening to my bitching
have a nice day

ok as my last post did not get me anywhere (though it worked massively better than the BBS) I decided a new post
on monday I'll go reset my computer so I can get battlefield vietnam to work on my computer again (I know it is an old game but hey, I like it)
what games do you think are good for pc?
I am currently running intel core 2duo CPU E6750 at 2.66GHz 2 GB RAM and a NVIDIA GeForce 8500 GT on windows vista ultimate
if you can tell me any games that will work on this system that are really good on pc, tell me
I am into games such as first person shooter, stratergy (like the Age of Empire series, battle for middle earth II or worms 2), racing, and fighter games (like virtua fighter)
here is The Mr T poem

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I predict PAIN
and I pity the fool!

what else....?
um....
here is a way to annoy your boss when at a worksite

I have Rainbow six vegas
I want to get a trainer because i suck at the game...
but first i need an updated patch
so i am downloading an updated patch but i don't know where to place the patch though
so what do i do?
I'll ask the members of NG!
so anyone on NG play rainbow six Vegas on PC?
what else here is a pic that remind me of the days when we had to make programs in IST
I hated it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nRNYG_
xM2U
NOTE: I am still reading previous post so still post in the old ones

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races.

However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.

He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!

The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won.

The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race.

The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey.

The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.

The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go.

Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.

remember elmo is emo with a "l"

what has happened so far
I have been placed into one of the NG staff's post (Liljim, one victory, more victories to come)
rain
rain
and more rain
it has been flooding in some areas (especially in Queensland, Rockhampton is flooded! XD)
my six day weekend is over for the time being
can't go mountain biking as the track doesn't have good drainage (raining)
the old Blue Gum Farm Zoo is going to be turned into a paintball area (rumours are no more! WOO!)
most (or all) people would know Mindchamber is in gaol/jail
since things are not going smoothly with my masterplan *MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!* I decided to do a riddle
figured it out if you can
One to two - five seconds go by
One to two - five minutes go by
One to two - one hour goes by

um.... that is all that i can think of at the moment
here is something to teach you how to become the ultimate ninja kick arse like chuck norris

the other day, I was thinking to myself
What would be the best way to annoy the NG crew and get a response from them without getting my user deleted?
the answer was simple
Ask the users of NG!
so what do you think?
Please note: porn is not allowed for a suggestion
One more thing: I am still reading replies from my last post so keep replying to the old on aswell

in the mean time
keep commenting and i will make fun of them - I mean reply to them *cough* *cough*
*eyes darts around suspiciously*

First of all
as this is my First post
I would like to say....HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!
And also, anyone that knows there way around VAC (Voice Acting Club) can you please give me some pointers on how to use it?
As I have little understanding on how to use VAC
here is the link
Voice Acting Club

Also has anyone seen my drink anywhere?

one more thing, how the hell do i set up a personal icon!?
this is just a reminder
MindChamber gaol time