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things seem to becoming a bit better around here
I have gotten older, I am now 17 for a week now (oh I am feeling so old and rickity :P)
I went iceskating the other day and before the public skating session there was a hockey school thing, where they do a like a minigame of ice hockey and stuff
i found out you don't need to be in as team your own gear
all you need to do is rock up there with your skates and they will give you a helmet and stick then you can stay for the public skating if you like, it is about $15 for the session
so 2 hour then the public skating another 2 hours with a grand total of 4 hours
my brother has gone to canada but it is not good that he out of this place but while he is over there he can get me some stuff from there
I am hoping to get a hockey stick and an old style goalies mask and my other brother (older than me younger than my bro that went to canada, big, strong bloke probably be able to throw someone through a window) wants a live grizzly bear
my bro that is canada is a bit worried because there are bears in canada (there are no bears here in Australia :D) and the bears are living quite close to where he is in Prince George
he accidentally went over the border to America
he told me that they wouldn't allow him and his canadaian friend to do a u turn back over the border line
they pulled them over and as my bro didn't have his passport at the time interrogated him, took his I.D, fingerprinted him, the lot
after a while the of border patrol officer pulled out their gun and placed it away in some box, he says they mustn't have thought he was dangerous
then they let him go back over then the candaian border patrol officers stopped them and questions too, but it didn't take as long as as with the americans

Drink Brawndo

also
who would have thought people would need one of these intructions!

Updated: 05/20/08 6:48 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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29 Comments

May. 21, 2008 | 2:35 PM DibbityDan says:

So that's why my baby's hair fell out. They really ought to put that label on every baby.

May. 21, 2008 | 11:59 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

haha yeah....
:D

May. 22, 2008 | 5:18 AM Sterance says:

you brother lives in prince george, eh? does he play in the WHL? prince george has a pretty good team.

I live kind of close to prince george (just across the border in the US) and he doesn't have much to worry about grizzlies... they just sit around as long as you don't surprise them or sneak up on their babies.

May. 22, 2008 | 7:38 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

yeah he lives there now
nope he hasn't even started touching the ice yet
he bought bear spray and a bbgun

May. 22, 2008 | 11:58 AM flashman16 says:

BRAWNDO!

ITS MORE CRAZY THAT WOLFBLITZ2 ON ACID!!
WHICH IS SOMETHING AS WOLFBLITZ2 ON ACID IS LIKE AN ESCAPED LUNATIC RIDING A ONE-WHEELED MOPED THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE WAY STREET WITH HIS PANTS DOWN SINGING ITS RAINING MEN!!!!

ON SALE NOW AT ONLY NINE NINETY NINE, NINETY NINE!

lol

May. 22, 2008 | 7:37 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

very nice
never touched acid
but i think you can be the next comercial maker for them

May. 22, 2008 | 12:00 PM flashman16 says:

i made that up lol

funny vids, and a wtf? pic

May. 22, 2008 | 7:36 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

yeah crazy stuff

May. 23, 2008 | 11:59 AM darknessthehedgehog says:

cool looks like life`s turning around for yah

lol`d at the pic

May. 23, 2008 | 9:32 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

mm....
indeed
yeah funny pic aye?

May. 28, 2008 | 4:05 AM Aeonstars says:

CTF3 is coming! Progress updates soon :D

May. 28, 2008 | 7:04 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

awesome stuff
did you just randomly go to kiwifish's page?

May. 28, 2008 | 7:43 PM Aeonstars says:

I did yes lol. I discovered your evil plan before it was concocted!

May. 28, 2008 | 8:30 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

NOOOO!
I cannot believe it!
this is not good
so you going to voice act in CTF3?

May. 29, 2008 | 8:33 AM lolmetaknight says:

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP?

May. 29, 2008 | 9:54 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

this is..... NEWGROUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and Brawndo

Updated: May. 29, 2008, 9:57 PM

May. 30, 2008 | 6:25 AM Dools says:

Dude! You live in Australia! In Sydney! OMFG! First person (besides my friend) on NG who lives in Sydney, Australia I've seen. Dude check out my post and comment.

May. 30, 2008 | 7:35 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

done and done

May. 31, 2008 | 3:23 AM Recolo says:

Dude those videos are awesome!

May. 31, 2008 | 4:10 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

yes now buy me a brawndo

May. 31, 2008 | 3:24 AM Recolo says:

That is also a good way to shrink babies if they get to big!

May. 31, 2008 | 4:10 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

*laughs*
nice

May. 31, 2008 | 6:25 AM Aeonstars says:

nope. no voice acting for me. I do love doing it though. I will on occasion voice act maybe as sort of cameo thing :P. If my part in the mgs collab goes through, you'll hear me talking in japanese!

Jun. 1, 2008 | 11:34 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

wow you can speak japanese?
I can speak fluently in gibberish :P

May. 31, 2008 | 8:23 AM Dools says:

WAOW! WAOW! Also which is better N64 or Dreamcast...? The Sega console or the Nintendo console...? A tough one... I personally would say N64, you?

Jun. 1, 2008 | 11:33 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

I am not sure on that
sega games were great
but so does N64
i think N64
but i never really played the dreamcast
only old sega

Updated: Jun. 2, 2008, 1:04 AM

Jun. 6, 2008 | 2:02 PM darknessthehedgehog says:

my computing teach told me about this site its where you can make your own animations for free! heres one i made!

http://www.aniboom.com/Player.aspx?v=
234156

Jun. 6, 2008 | 9:13 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

ok I'll check it out
checked it out
very nice
could be improved but nice anyway

Jun. 6, 2008 | 6:57 PM Dools says:

Hey what program do you use to make your audio?

Jun. 6, 2008 | 9:11 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

audacity
why do you ask?

Updated: Jun. 7, 2008, 1:56 AM

Jun. 6, 2008 | 9:25 PM Dools says:

Mmm... I just feel like making my own audio.

Is it hard to use? Is Audacity free?

Jun. 7, 2008 | 1:13 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

yeah it is pretty simple
if you want to format them to MP3 you have get another program call LAME
how lame is that? :P

Jun. 7, 2008 | 6:17 AM valveros says:

5 bucks now plz kkk thnx

Jun. 7, 2008 | 7:35 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

cookies first!

Jun. 10, 2008 | 3:52 AM Dools says:

Hey, what's up? Haven't talked to you much lately... Anyway, catch you later!

-Dools

P.S. Check out my new post! Why? Because I <3 you :)

Jun. 10, 2008 | 8:15 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

you are a very strange person

Jun. 11, 2008 | 12:24 AM WritersBlock says:

BRAWNDO, THE THIRST MUTILATOR!
BRAWNDO IS LIKE WATERSKIING BAREFEET IN A LAKE FULL OF ACID AND THE ACID IS ON FIRE, BECAUSE WATERSKIING BAREFEET IN A LAKE FULL OF ACID IS AWESOME, BUT NOT AS AWESOME AS BRAWNDO, BECAUSE BRAWNDO IS LIKE DRINKING CONCRETE FOR BREAKFAST, WHILE SKYDIVING WITHOUT A PARACHUTE WITH AN ANGRY CROCODILE, BECAUSE BRAWNDO MAKES YOU SKYDIVE WITH CROCODILES.
etc etc...
Lol, it was coincidence that I watched those videos yesterday before I saw this blog.
Idiocracy = awesome = brawdo.

Jun. 11, 2008 | 3:13 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

they now sell the stuff for real now
they should show these on the gruen transfer

Jun. 11, 2008 | 3:00 AM Recolo says:

Hockey is sweet man!

Jun. 11, 2008 | 4:40 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

yeah sure is
hopefully i am doing it again this saturday

Jun. 11, 2008 | 7:19 AM EyeLovePoozy says:

Sounds like your brother had an interesting trip to Canada. I recently went to Montreal myself an enjoyed it immensely.

Also, you'd be surprised how many lives a stupid picture like the baby drying one would save. There are some really stupid people out there man. =D

Jun. 11, 2008 | 10:47 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

yeah my bro is going to be there for a year or so
people are that stupid eh?
I heard someone was jokingly selling their baby on Ebay
i think it was very funny

Jun. 11, 2008 | 7:24 AM WritersBlock says:

You should e-mail Wil Anderson with that idea. Thanks for reminding me it's on TV tonight. Although I'll probably tape it, because my mum prefers to watch Criminal Minds, which is ok, because that show is good too, but not as good as brawndo.

Jun. 11, 2008 | 10:45 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

yeah
they say you can submit ads to them but you have to sign up for it first
it is annoying
i got to watch it then i just watch the state of origin