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what has happened so far
I have been placed into one of the NG staff's post (Liljim, one victory, more victories to come)
rain
rain
and more rain
it has been flooding in some areas (especially in Queensland, Rockhampton is flooded! XD)
my six day weekend is over for the time being
can't go mountain biking as the track doesn't have good drainage (raining)
the old Blue Gum Farm Zoo is going to be turned into a paintball area (rumours are no more! WOO!)
most (or all) people would know Mindchamber is in gaol/jail
since things are not going smoothly with my masterplan *MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!* I decided to do a riddle
figured it out if you can
One to two - five seconds go by
One to two - five minutes go by
One to two - one hour goes by

um.... that is all that i can think of at the moment
here is something to teach you how to become the ultimate ninja kick arse like chuck norris

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30 Comments

Feb. 28, 2008 | 4:53 AM The-Red-Jack says:

I should try that sometime

Feb. 28, 2008 | 5:15 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

yes
if you are lucky enough try walking around a supermarket buying your groceries with it on
and figure out my riddle!

Updated: Mar. 1, 2008, 2:05 AM

Feb. 29, 2008 | 9:20 PM keeth33 says:

ill try this...hey post on my page!@ you seem cool!=)

Mar. 1, 2008 | 2:04 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

ok will do
very kind person
now figure out my riddle

Mar. 1, 2008 | 12:05 PM keeth33 says:

....that a hard riddle.....uuuuuuuuuuuuh ill have to think on that one..

Mar. 1, 2008 | 10:33 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

ok you do that
:D

Mar. 1, 2008 | 10:12 PM kiwifish says:

I'm sucked into a black hole and my watch was set to one to two when I was sucked in, and it has yet to change. Man the internet connection is bad over here. I could use some light too.

Mar. 1, 2008 | 10:33 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

ooh that sounds bad man

Mar. 1, 2008 | 10:15 PM kiwifish says:

and while I'm at it, try taking two letters out of a five letter word and ending up with one.
there's something to ponder on

Mar. 1, 2008 | 10:35 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

yeah three letters ONE word

Mar. 1, 2008 | 10:44 PM ngfan14 says:

i can't get the riddle, i'm going to keep thinking

Mar. 1, 2008 | 11:42 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

yes
you do that

Mar. 2, 2008 | 12:47 AM toxicdevil93 says:

I Hate Chuck Norris

Mar. 2, 2008 | 2:19 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

ok ok ok ok
kick arse like bruce lee?
jackie chan?

Mar. 2, 2008 | 1:41 AM Sticky says:

Floods are great. It's like having your own backyard swimming pool that no one cleans.

Mar. 2, 2008 | 2:26 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

takes out electrical equipment
turds floating down the road
lucky it hasn't been flooded here

Mar. 2, 2008 | 4:44 PM flashman16 says:

you pm'd me that riddle!
and i got it right!

will i post the answer here to be the smartass that i am?

i live up in bonny Scotland so i'm unaffected by the floods (MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)

Mar. 3, 2008 | 12:37 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

no
you butt out of this one
you needed several clues
you don't even live in Australia
if you didn't know we are the driest continent on earth and we're in drought!
the flood are a godsend

Updated: Mar. 3, 2008, 1:31 AM

Mar. 2, 2008 | 8:40 PM kiwifish says:

nice take on my riddle man! i didn't even think of it that way, one word! lol, cool.
but the real answer is you take STONE and take away S and T, you end up with ONE.
pretty clever eh?
i still can't figure out your riddle, so i'm just gonna stick with my black hole answer.

Mar. 3, 2008 | 1:09 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

yeah that's what i meant you get ONE

Mar. 3, 2008 | 8:20 AM flashman16 says:

check your previous comment!

the answer is * *****
(for legal reasons some words may be blocked)

Mar. 3, 2008 | 11:05 AM flashman16 says:

LIES!!!
i only needed two clues!
not several!
fuckin' liar with a cork hat playing a didgeridoo 'till the kangaroos come home

Mar. 4, 2008 | 12:57 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

close enough i was off the by five
hey stopping making fun of my brother
sure he can play the vaccume cleaner pipe and has now advanced to the digerydoo
I am a mountain biker not a bushman
scots and their kilts
they like the "Breeze"

Mar. 3, 2008 | 11:14 AM flashman16 says:

my uncle lives in australia i'll have you know! (in Wollongong)
and the floods here are a godsend too, we get off school. (well the south does)

Mar. 3, 2008 | 11:43 AM GOTHCLAWZ says:

Lol, nice.

We got same comments!!
(+1 to you)

Mar. 4, 2008 | 1:54 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

huh?
we do?

Mar. 3, 2008 | 11:55 AM darknessthehedgehog says:

is that you???

Mar. 4, 2008 | 12:01 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

I am not an american and that was an american picture (i think=\)
also I'm look more like a pure bred bitser
bits of this, bits of that

Mar. 4, 2008 | 3:09 PM blindsniper says:

Here in canada¸ you wont be able to ride your bike for 1/3 of the the years... and im not talking about the rain and stuff...

Spoiled rich white kid...

Your best friend ever that you dont really know much...

Mar. 4, 2008 | 11:33 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

ah is it because of snow?
hang on a sec!
are you calling me a rich kid?
I am flattered but I never really had much money.
so i am not rich
spoilt?
maybe

Updated: Mar. 4, 2008, 11:42 PM

Mar. 6, 2008 | 2:00 AM WritersBlock says:

Technically Antarctica is the driest continent on Earth.

And I think the answer to your riddle is somehow based around your ordinary clock. From the number 1 to the number 2, the second hand passes by 5 seconds. From the number 1 to the number 2, the minute hand passes by 5 minutes.
From the number 1 to the number 2, the hour hand passes by 1 hour. Therefore, the answer is an analogue (did I spell that right) clock.

Mar. 6, 2008 | 2:56 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

bang on the money
I never thought anyone would actually explain how they got their answer O.O
well done
because you got it right now you will be showered down by petals of flowers
and may you have rainbows and sunshine for the rest of your life
and experience some form of mudwrestling
well Australia is the driest INHABITED continent
once again congratulations

Mar. 6, 2008 | 4:19 AM WritersBlock says:

yay, petal showers and rainbows and sunshine!

Mar. 6, 2008 | 5:27 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

yes
may i guess that you are from Vic?
or one more thing
one more thing
you did spell analogue right

Mar. 6, 2008 | 7:59 AM WritersBlock says:

No, I'm from W.A. actually. =P

Mar. 6, 2008 | 11:45 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

really?
off by two states
close enough

Updated: Mar. 6, 2008, 11:47 PM

Mar. 7, 2008 | 12:15 AM Aeonstars says:

hey wolfblitz! when do you plan on taking over newgrounds? :P

Mar. 7, 2008 | 2:09 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

what!?
taking over newggrounds!?
good heavens no!
*eyes dart around suspiciously*
everyone knows it goes by monarchy
or someone assassinating the king
(spill the beans! who told you about the master plan!)

Updated: Mar. 7, 2008, 3:55 AM

Mar. 7, 2008 | 8:31 PM Truth says:

Truth was here

Mar. 8, 2008 | 12:25 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

that's a lie

Mar. 8, 2008 | 6:05 AM Scalene says:

No idea.

*puts gun to head*

Mar. 8, 2008 | 6:37 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

have a look at writers block's answer
that should be a big enough

Mar. 8, 2008 | 12:19 PM toxicdevil93 says:

ah bruce leee thats better

Mar. 8, 2008 | 4:53 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

so you happy now?

Mar. 8, 2008 | 10:42 PM dsddf says:

u r very very weird arnt u

Mar. 8, 2008 | 11:14 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

and you are suprised?
give me $50 please so i can stop annoying you

Mar. 9, 2008 | 5:15 AM BaronVonBadGuy says:

Oh hello, here in New Jersey we've been getting a lot of rain and strong winds. The power actually went out for everyone who lives on my block. No flooding thankfully.
Also, I really enjoyed that Ninja picture you posted, I find it really interesting.

~Mike

Mar. 10, 2008 | 12:29 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

yeah we been getting black outs here too
they don't go for long though

Mar. 9, 2008 | 6:02 AM Suspended-3rd-Chord says:

I intensely lol'ed at your avatar XD

Mar. 10, 2008 | 12:28 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

I got an avatar?
you mean my primary pic?

Mar. 10, 2008 | 5:23 AM walterwagner says:

holy crap ur from Sydney im from Melbourne Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mar. 10, 2008 | 5:28 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

what could this mean
*gasp!*
could it be?

Updated: Mar. 10, 2008, 5:29 AM

Mar. 10, 2008 | 5:24 AM walterwagner says:

wer both from Australia cooool

Mar. 10, 2008 | 5:29 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

yes it is!
we're both from earth!

Mar. 24, 2008 | 5:37 PM JimmySaint says:

HEY! Thats off of ETN (enter the ninja)!

Apr. 12, 2008 | 6:12 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

really?
how so?

Apr. 10, 2008 | 8:52 PM Aya-Brea says:

the battle style known as Ninjitsu ended a good few centuries ago
get with the times!

(it's only fan's and headcases who believe they are the real thing that try to keep it alive, they have all failed miserably)

and think up a harder riddle! (it's obviously an analogue clock! [we don't need writers-block to tell us that!])

Apr. 14, 2008 | 12:34 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

ninjitsu is still alive
except for the shit arse bastards that make japanese cartoons and do freaking handsigns
it is all fake
Ninjitsu is still real just not the thing about assassinating people