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funny stuff

Posted by WolfBlitz2 Mar. 14, 2008 @ 5:20 AM EDT

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races.

However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.

He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!

The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won.

The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race.

The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey.

The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.

The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go.

Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.

remember elmo is emo with a "l"

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22 Comments

Mar. 14, 2008 | 5:22 AM walterwagner says:

i declare u the winner

Mar. 14, 2008 | 6:06 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

me?
yay!

Mar. 15, 2008 | 9:01 AM walterwagner says:

HOLY $&i# elMo wat da F#*k have u done u @$$ clown bastred elmo NOOOOOO

Mar. 15, 2008 | 8:39 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

he hung himself

Mar. 15, 2008 | 9:02 AM walterwagner says:

ps i dont mean 2 offend you in the orevious comment its just a joke

Mar. 15, 2008 | 8:41 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

no worries
not offended

Mar. 15, 2008 | 6:54 PM Aeonstars says:

good stuff wolfblitz! I love that Elmo picture! It's my new display picture on msn XD

Mar. 15, 2008 | 8:39 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

Excellent
elmo's picture needs to travel more around the world
when is CTF3 coming out?XD

Updated: Mar. 15, 2008, 8:42 PM
Mar. 16, 2008 | 2:22 AM hiddencamy says:

Why Elmo Why!

Mar. 17, 2008 | 12:51 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

he was an idiot
he decided to shoot big bird
oscar headless in the trash
grovers head came undone
no one should be walking around sesame street without a bullet proof vest

Mar. 16, 2008 | 2:00 PM flashman16 says:

I responded to your comment on my Yu-Gi-Oh riddle (still needs to be solved)

that's a funny story, never liked elmo anyway

i can do funny too!

*ahem*

There once was a man called Dave
He went and dug up a prostitutes grave
It was full if shit and she was missing a tit
But look at the money he saved!

HAHAHAFUCKIN'HA!!

Mar. 17, 2008 | 12:51 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

ouch
that is wrong on a new level

Mar. 16, 2008 | 11:49 PM WritersBlock says:

The nun groomed the donkey and then put it back up for sale.
NUN PUTS FINE ASS BACK ON THE MARKET

amidoingitright?

Mar. 17, 2008 | 12:52 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

*laughs intensely*
nice one there writers block
Flashman16 needs to learn from you

Mar. 17, 2008 | 6:37 AM flashman16 says:

thats nothing!

the nun decides to kinkily dress the donkey and leaves it on street corners
headline the next day was:
NUN PUTS HER ASS UP FOR PROSTITUTION, MANY DISAPPOINTED

Mar. 17, 2008 | 9:55 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

that is just terrible
You are getting further from good and that is bad

Mar. 17, 2008 | 6:41 AM flashman16 says:

or what about this:

the nun notices that the donkey prefers carrots that are bigger and crunchier
headline next day was
NUN'S ASS PREFERS THE LONG AND HARD

Mar. 17, 2008 | 9:56 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

ok you get a point for that but you are still far away

Mar. 18, 2008 | 9:33 AM flashman16 says:

still far? alright then:

the nun enters the donkey into the "Donkey Buety Contest", it won
headline was
NUN SHOWS HER AWARD WINNING ASS TO THE WORLD

well?

Mar. 19, 2008 | 6:46 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

that is much better
your getting closer

Mar. 18, 2008 | 9:34 AM flashman16 says:

typo
"The Donkey BEAUTY Contest", you get the idea anyway

Mar. 19, 2008 | 6:46 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

no worries
I got the Idea?
YAY!
what do i win?

Mar. 19, 2008 | 1:13 PM flashman16 says:

only if you give the right answer
(you haven't answered the question i left for you in my Yu-Gi-Oh puzzle!, too hard for you i take it?)

Mar. 20, 2008 | 12:03 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

i know very little about Yu Gi Oh
I gave away my deck of card ages ago
I just checked it out now
i didn't know you placed another question for me
my bad

Updated: Mar. 20, 2008, 12:23 AM
Mar. 20, 2008 | 9:20 AM Madminifig says:

EEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!!?!?!?!?!?!!

Mar. 20, 2008 | 7:15 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

indeed
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
he is no more

Updated: Mar. 20, 2008, 7:15 PM
Mar. 20, 2008 | 4:27 PM flashman16 says:

Just thought of a good one!

the nun uses the donkey to give out rides at the beach, the preacher has a go
headline was: PREACHER RIDES NUN'S ASS ON THE BEACH

Mar. 20, 2008 | 7:15 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

your hovering at the same point

Mar. 21, 2008 | 8:01 AM darknessthehedgehog says:

HAHA its almost like that emo elmo i saw on youtube!

Mar. 21, 2008 | 6:18 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

great can you get me the link of the thing on youtube?

Mar. 21, 2008 | 7:59 PM flashman16 says:

if this one ain't funny then i will kill that damn donkey!

the nun takes a photo of her donkey in the High Street
headline was NUN FLASHES HER ASS IN THE STREET

Mar. 21, 2008 | 8:22 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

nice
keep it up
your doing great
nearly there

Mar. 21, 2008 | 8:01 PM flashman16 says:

hey, did you check out my music btw?

Mar. 21, 2008 | 8:21 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

negative

Mar. 21, 2008 | 10:33 PM flashman16 says:

THEN LISTEN TO THEM SO YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR ANSWER TO "affirmative"!!!

and wth do you mean by "nearly there"?
i'm nearly where?

Mar. 22, 2008 | 4:30 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

at good "ok" point
you still below average jokes

Mar. 21, 2008 | 10:36 PM flashman16 says:

wth means "what the hell" btw (that stands for "by the way") in ncase you didn't know

also to show how much of a brainy fucker i am (proof? MY RIDDLES LOLOLOLLL!!!)

Mar. 22, 2008 | 4:38 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

ah ha ha....
so funny...
i think

Mar. 22, 2008 | 7:35 AM darknessthehedgehog says:

okay i left the link on my page its the last one that has your name on it!

Mar. 22, 2008 | 7:56 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

excellent...
everything is coming to plan...

Mar. 23, 2008 | 6:47 AM darknessdweller says:

darknessdweller wuz here.

Mar. 23, 2008 | 11:25 PM WolfBlitz2 responds:

no shit sherlock

Apr. 10, 2008 | 8:42 PM Aya-Brea says:

another kiddies here bites the dust then...

hmm, i'll try my own nun joke thing

*clears throat*

The Nun takes the donket on a daytrip to the nuclear powerplant, the donkey accidentaly set's off the poisonus gas, they escape safely.

the headline was: NUN'S ASS EJECTS TOXIC GAS

am i doing it correctly?

Apr. 12, 2008 | 12:32 AM WolfBlitz2 responds:

did it quite well
very nice

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