Total Medals Earned: 651 (From 136 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,625 Points
Medals Earned: 8/9 (355/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/300 points)
Recover some strength
Get your legs back
Become a full human
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 6/23 (50/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Get a win
Lose 10 fights
Fight your way to the top of the table
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/490 points)
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Collect 1 concept art.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Collect all concept art.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/455 points)
Return to the surface without a single item
Return to the surface with only a single rock
Get chased by seven fish at once
Return 100 fish to the surface
Return over 250 gold worth of items in a single dive
Dive to 500m and return with at least one item
Collect one of every type of item and fish
Return to the surface with 21 items in a single dive
Reach the bottom with any three upgrades disabled
Retrieve the treasure chest
Return to the surface with ONLY the treasure chest
Unlock all medals. Reward: golden hook
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/75 points)
Play The Game
Catch Your First Fish
Purchase A Smile
Sell Out An Item In The Store
Buy The Ultra Smile
Medals Earned: 4/11 (85/385 points)
Take out your first bandit
Get some answers
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
Unlock all weapons
50 bandit kills
Shoot 5 bullets mid-air
Continue your family re-union
10 ricochet kills
Say goodbye to an old friend
Win a perfect showdown
Settle a score
Medals Earned: 7/24 (190/1,000 points)
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Hit 25 civilians
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Buy all the upgrades
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape